So 2011... Come on Down!

I have decided that 2011 is going to be a year for learning. It's an important year for me, its going to be my first year of singledom since I was 15, and I've got a lot of stuff planned :)

So, what does this mean for my blog?

I've decided that every time I learn something new, something that I should remember for the future, it'll be documented on here.

I'm a bit late starting this, so I'll update you on what I've learned thus far:

1) Bros before hoes.
2) Never say never.
3) Micky Nesbitt is a god - "Never neglect the balls".
4) I like to say tallywhacker, which the Americans would say "Cock"
5) Luke Nicholson has no banter.
6) Thai Red curry paste should be purchased from Kim's Thai Supermarket in Chinatown. 75p a sachet.
7) Boys are awful at texting back.
8) Wasabi peas are surprisingly nice.
9) Life is confusing.
10) Wash your hands between wanks.
11) Danny Cramer is reasonable.
12) Play it fucking cool.

Listening to: Bigger Than Us - White Lies